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The Pajamazon Jungle
04:40
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1. The Pajamazon Jungle
Lead vocal by Aspara Gus
It’s time to take a cruise
to the land of snooze
with your cuddly toys as your crew
hold them tight while you kiss good night
to your mum or your dad as they turn out the light
click
the room goes dark
dark like a shark
some people are scared of the dark
but not you
not any more
cos you know that you’re here to explore….
the mystic streams of the land of dreams
where reality is whatever you please
the misty peaks where animals speak
and you can do anything anything anything anything
ANYTHING….
Chorus
in the Pajamazon Jungle
jungle jungle jungle
in the Pajamazon Jungle
jungle jungle jungle
put your jim jams on jump into the Pajamazon
jungle jungle jungle
There’s a world you know
you see it every day
a world made of stone where you dare not stray
a world of giants with feet of clay
laying down the rules that govern your play
but at night you can brush all the rules away
with a
Shookashookshack shookashookshookshack
brush your teeth like a train on a train track
Shookashookashack shookashookshookshook
put your pajamas on and read a book
maybe have a little tinkle tinkle
maybe sing a little Twinkle Twinkle
little star that’s who you are
now your bed is a flying car
now your car is a steam-powered boat
now your boat starts to float…..
down the mystic streams of the land of dreams
where reality is whatever you please
the misty peaks where animals speak
and you can do anything anything anything anything
ANYTHING….
Repeat Chorus
Look, is that a who?
is that a lion?
is this a zoo?
are we a bird?
are we on a ship?
is this a cake?
is that a chip?
is this a tree?
is this a vine?
if we climb to the top
will we find a slide?
weeeeeeeeeeeee
Pajamazon
put your pajamas on
the mystic streams of the land of dreams
where reality is whatever you please
the misty peaks where animals speak
and you can do anything anything anything anything
ANYTHING….
Repeat Chorus x 2
in the Pajamazon Jungle
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2. |
Sweet Corn
02:43
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2. Sweet Corn
Lead vocal by Ru Barb
Sweet corn clinging to the cob
That’s swimming in the pot
that’s sitting on the hot plate
waiting for the tongs
to pick you up and drop you
on the counter top and
pop you from the top to the bottom
like
little yellow teeth with butter underneath
sometimes I feel like I was born to feast on
Chorus
Sweet corn [sweet corn]
Sweet corn [sweet corn]
Sweet corn [sweet corn]
Come and get your eat on
Sweet corn wrapped up in pale green paper
like a present waiting to be opened
and put into the water
with a crack of pepper
and a pinch of rock salt
sitting on the stovetop
then you
let it cool down for a mo or toe
then you put it to your mouth and you blow blow blow
Repeat Chorus
Sweet corn - crunch crunch
Sweet corn - crunch crunch
Sweet corn - crunch crunch
Come and get your eat on
Sweet corn - crunch crunch
Sweet corn - crunch crunch
Sweet corn - crunch crunch
Come and get your eat now
I don’t think there’s a veg been born
with a sweeter and juicier crunch than yours
Repeat Chorus
shoo bee doo bee
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Mr Potato
03:08
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3. Mr Potato
Lead vocal by French Onion
Mr potato comes from Peru
he’s good to eat for me and you
Mr Potato has a moustache
he likes to rinse and take hot baths
the other night he got mashed
and the night before that he was smashed
Mr Potato he’s versatile
with his jacket, oh he’s got style
Mr Potato
Oh oh oh
Chorus
Mr Potato
Mr Potato
Mr Potato likes company
he likes to party with celery
Spanish onion and mayonnaise
are his companions on sunny days
Mr Potato he’s everywhere
in France they call him pomme de terre
in the oven he likes to bake
sometimes he gets burnt by mistake
Mr Potato
Oh oh oh
Chorus
Mr Potato lives in the soil
he likes to bathe with olive oil
he loves rosemary and tarragon
he loves dill, chilli and lemon
salt and pepper, and garlic too
he loves me, oh and he loves you
Mr Potato, so good to eat
he’s the best friend you’ll ever meet
Mr Potato
Oh oh oh
Chorus x 2
Mr Po-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-tato
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4. Red Cabbage
Lead vocal by Red Cabbage
Gus
Ladies and gentlestems, please welcome
on drums and vocals
RED CABBAGE!
Red
They call me
Red red reddddd Cabbage
Red red reddddd Cabbage
pour a little bit of vinegar on me
give me some of that balsamic
I like the taste of steam
I like some fennel seeds
I’m packed with Vitamin C
I’m fibre-rich
I’m Red Cabbage
Red yeah yeah yeah yeah
Red
I’m Red Cabbage
Red red reddddd Cabbage
Red red reddddd Cabbage
Red red reddddd Cabbage
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5. |
Waiting for a Bus
04:39
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5. Waiting for a Bus
Lead vocal by Aspara Gus
We’re waiting.................
for a bus
is that our bus?
no, that is just a truck
We’re waiting
for a bus
is that our bus?
“Not in service”
that was not our bus
Traffic jam traffic jam
all over the street
this is not the kind of jam
people like to eat
bees make honey by buzzing into flowers
and people make traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jaaaam
by sitting in their cars for hours and hours
Chorus
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
waiting for a bus
We’re waiting.......waiting.......still waiting…..still waiting
for a bus
is that our bus?
”School special”
but it’s Saturday!?
that was not our bus
How I wish we could just
ride our bicycles
without the threat of heavy metal motor vehicles
or that we could fly so high above the town
hovering like hummingbirds, hummingbirds, hummingbirrrrds
looking at the cars like ants on the ground
Chorus
The people in their cars
look out of the glass
like prisoners in solitary cells
sitting all alone
staring at their phones
filling up the air with stress and dust and smoke and stress
and all kinds of toxic, nasty smells
We’re waiting……still waiting
for a bus
is that our bus?
well, it is slowing down
it’s stopping……the doors are opening
[gasp]
OMG
THAT’S OUR BUS!
[All aboard]
When we first got to the stop
we were the only ones
now there’s a line of forty people waiting just like us
it seems like we’ve been standing here for hours maybe months
then all of sudden over the hill, over the hill, over the hiiilll
not one
not two
but three buses all come along at once
12 tickets please
Sorry mate, prepay only
WHAT!!!
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6. |
Rain Song
04:18
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6. Rain Song
Lead vocal by Collie Flower
Drip drop drip drop
Drip drop drip drop
I hear footsteps on the roof
a pitter patter in the dirt
like someone’s dancing on the earth
with a thousand little feet
each one dancing to the beat
to the beating of a drum
the rain has come
it’s like the beating of a heart
a million hearts beating as one
a brand new cycle has begun
once again the wheel has spun
the rain has come
the rain has come
Chorus
And after the rain will come the sun
after the rain will come the sun
after the rain will come the sun
after the rain will come the sun
We were born inside the soil
reaching upward to the sky
reaching outward to the stars
as our spaceship spun
in the ocean of the night
a tiny radius of light
spinning circles round the sun
the rain has come
the rain has come
Chorus
Drip drop drip drop
Drip drop drip drop
It’s falling softly from above
like whispered words of love
upon our earth so young
the rain has come
and inside each and every drop
from the bottom to the top
the song of all of us is sung
it’s where all of us begun
the rain has come
the rain has come
Chorus
Drip drop drip drop
Drip drop drip drop
Drip drop drip drop
Drip drop drip drop
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Nightshade
04:21
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7. Nightshade
Lead vocal by Tom Ato
In the land of nightshade
there do dwell
tom arto, tom ato, potarto, potatoes as well
red bell pepper and eggplant too
some people say that the nightshades are deadly for you
So we say please, of us beware
we don’t want your tummy to despair
if when you eat us, you don’t feel great
maybe you should keep nightshades off your plate
Chorus
Na na na na na nanna Nightshade
na na na na na nana Nightshade
na na na nana nana na
na na na nana na
nana na nana Nightshade
In the land of nightshade
there are flowers and weeds
some of them have poison inside their seeds
like Belladonna, my sister cruel
she can leave a blister inside you
Our spicy chillis have many names
some of them will leave your mouth in flames
so if you’re not completely sure
maybe you should kick nightshades out the door
Chorus
Come on down come on down
to the dark side of town
wear your dressing gown
to where the moon shines down
see us come to life
in the silver light
make a friend of your fears
we have existed for thousands of years
And oh we mean no harm
some of us just have a strange kind of charm
so if you have the heart to give us a bite
maybe you can bring nightshade into the light
Chorus
Nightshade
woah nightshade
Maybe you can eat nightshade EVERY NIGHT!!
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8. |
Blue Pumpkin
03:10
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8. Blue Pumpkin
Lead vocal by Blue Pumpkin
I’m a blue pumpkin on the vine
and all day long I sit here cryin
I’m a blue pumpkin in the shade
and I’m wondering how to fix this mess I made
I get up just in time to go to bed
there’s a violin that’s playing in my head
I’m a blue pumpkin in the field
and I’ll cry until my broken heart is healed
Blue pumpkin on the vine
all day long she sits there cryin
I’m a blue pumpkin in the field
And I’ll cry until my broken heart is healed
Yes I’ll cry until my broken heart is healed
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9. |
Artie's Community Garden
04:21
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9. Artie's Community Garden
Lead vocal by Artie Choke
Artie
Artie Choke
He’s a heartie smarty bloke
Hello bulbs and girls, welcome to Artie’s community garden
I hope you’re all hungry
cos everybody eats when they come to my patch
Hello, what’s your name?
Sean
Sean, have some corn
and you?
Peg
here Peg, have an egg
have a bean Dean
have some peas Louise
everybody eats when they come to my patch
and your name
Jess
have some cress
and you?
Dale
here Dale, try some kale
try a leek, Zeke, eat some squash Josh
Everybody eats when they come to my…
Chorus
Community garden
Community garden
Community means you and me doing things in unity
everybody eats when they come to my patch
There’s just so much food growing all over the place, can you see it?
No
Look closely now, see
We’ve got Aspara Gus growing here
Rocket and Ru Barb over there
We’ve got Collie, Sue Kini and Baby Broccolini
Everybody eats when they come to my community garden
Would you like to hear a joke?
Yeah
Okay, what kind of vegetable do chickens grow on?
Eggplants!
What about this, why did the potato go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well
Oh I’ve just thought of another one
Knock knock
who’s there?
can o’ peas
canna peas who?
can o’ peas come inside the house
Moooooo!
that joke was rotten Artie
ah well, we’ll just put it on the compost heap with the others
now look here
We’ve got potato and turnip too
all that we need for a veggie stew
we’ve got basil, tomato, thyme and oregano
everybody eats when they come to my….
Chorus
Community garden (can you sing that with me?)
Community garden (ah very good)
Community garden (now you)
Community garden
Community means you and me and all your friends and family
everybody eats when they come to my patch
Have you seen our chooks?
uh-uh
look
this is Mildred, Daisy, Margaret, Maisie
and just look at these eggs they’ve been laying,
aren’t they amazing?
And look over here, we’ve got bees
oooh
this is Busby….. (buzzing sound)
actually, I haven’t got around to naming all the bees yet
the problem with bees is they tend to drone on
Oh hello, you’ve got your hand up,
do you have a question?
Aren’t vegetables afraid of being eaten?
Oh, what a good question. Can I tell you something? Vegetables LOVE being eaten. That’s right. It’s what we live for. You see, vegetables and human beings are partners.
We feed you and you grow us, and the more you eat us, the healthier you’ll be. You see friends, we’re not scared of you, so why should you be scared of us?
Now can everyone put two fingers in the air with me and say “peas”
PEAS
Wonderful! Thank you for coming along to my community garden today bulbs and girls, and remember, everybody eats when they come to my patch.
And now bulbs and girls, I’m very excited to announce that we have a live band playing at my community garden today. Please welcome, all the way from your kitchen….The Herby Hancocks!
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Herbs and Spices
03:02
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10. Herbs and Spices
Lead vocal by Star Anise
Herbs and spices
Herbs and spices
Herbs and spices
You won’t believe what they get up to when you leave them to their own devices
Put on your Thai Basil
it’s Lemon Thyme
to see Rosemary
for some Sage advice
Cumin Marjoram
it’s Chilli outside
Lavender and Ginger
Are doing a dance called the hand Chive
Chorus
Parsley on the highway
It’s just Oregano day
Cinnamon in a Mint condition
Chevrolet
Salt and Pepper
Shake the cellar
Turn the speaker
Paprika Paprika Paprika freak out!
get Freekeh!
Artie
Ladies and gentlestems, introducing the members of the Herby Hancocks
On drums Dill Collins
On bass Jalapeno Saladino
On keys Cory Ander
On guitar Turmeric Clapton
On percussion Paprika
And on vocals Star Anise and the Five Spice Girls
Chorus x 2
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11. |
At the Farmer's Market
03:10
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11. At the Farmer's Market
Lead vocal by Bro Colini
Gus: Hey Bro Colini
Bro: Oh hey gus
Gus: Where are you going?
Bro: I’m going to the farmers market
Gus: The farmers market, what’s that?
Bro: You don’t know the farmer’s market, oh baby, welcome to the new age of fresh owwwwwwww!
At the farmer’s market
You can meet the crew
At the farmer’s market
who grow all of your food
At the farmer’s market
you can go to them and say
At the farmer’s market
what is good today?
At the farmer’s market
You can ride a pony
At the farmer’s market
or buy some handmade macaroni
At the farmer’s market
while your mum and dad
At the farmer’s market
drink coffee from a van
At the farmer’s market
come on everybody to the farmers market
At the farmer’s market
You can see their happy faces
At the farmer’s market
As you take the taste test
At the farmer’s market
Learning about cheese
At the farmer’s market
Sausages and bees
At the farmer’s market
You can chugalug some chilli sauce
At the farmer’s market
And ride a palomino horse
At the farmer’s market
Drinking a green smoothie
At the farmer’s market
Thinking life is so groovy
At the farmer’s market
come on everybody to the farmers market
Join us on this fresh food revolution!
At the farmer’s market
At the farmer’s market
At the farmer’s market
At the farmer’s market
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12. |
Gramma Pumpkin
03:22
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12. Gramma Pumpkin
Lead vocal by Gramma Pumpkin
Band
Gramma pumpkin where you bin
we didn’t see you in spring
Gramma pumpkin where you bin
the farm is ready to swing
Gramma
Well I’ve been taking my time
Growing on my vine
I don’t come out till the winter time
Woah yeah
But then I come out sweet
So sweet, you’ll say my gosh
you better not rush a butternut squash
Oh no, you just let me be
You’ll be mumbling
ain’t she something
with your mouth full of pie made from sweet
Gramma Pumpkin
[INSTRUMENTAL - Play your kazoo!]
Some people call me Gramma
some call me a butternut
some call me a pumpkin
others call me a squash
I don’t care what you call me
Gramma or butternut
you just better not call me up
unless your oven’s good and hot
woah yeah
cos I’ll be coming in sweeeeet
You’ll be mumbling ain’t she something
with your mouth full of pie made from sweet
Gramma Pumpkin
[INSTRUMENTAL - Play your kazoo again!]
You’ll be mumbling ain’t she something
with your mouth full of pie made from sweet
Gramma Pumpkin
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13. Under the Ground/ Organic
Lead vocal by Aspara Gus
Once I could be found
under the ground
way down in the loam
that was my home
with the bugs and the worms wriggling around
under the ground
I was a tiny little seed
till my spirit was freed
and lifted way up high into space
but I still remember my starting place
Chorus
Under the ground, under the ground
under the ground
under the ground, under the ground
Way down, that’s where my roots can be found
My name is Gus, I drive a green bus
filled with my friends
we meet lots of folks and play music to them
we laugh and we sing
we all jump around
all of us once lived
Chorus
Under the ground, under the ground
under the ground
under the ground, under the ground
way down, that’s where our roots can be found
ORGANIC starts…
Ladies and gentlestems, bulbs and girls
it’s time to get up out of your flower beds
shake off the dirt
put your hands in the sky
do the jumping bean
and SING
We’re organic
Organic!
A natural product of the planet
We’re organic
Organic!
A natural product of the planet
We’re organic
we give our bodies to the soil
and the soil rewards our toil
by giving us our food
and the food makes us feel good
and good is the way we should feel
We’re organic
Organic!
A natural product of the planet
We’re organic
Organic!
A natural product of the planet
We’re organic
We give our bodies to the earth
And the earth gives us our worth
by giving us our food
and the food makes us feel good
and good is the way we should feel
We’re organic
A natural product of the planet
We’re organic
A natural product of the planet
We’re organic
We come up out of the ground
And we leave behind a sound
and the sound gets found
and the sound gets loud
and it makes us feel good
Ladies and gentlestems, bulbs and girls
we have been The Vegetable Plot
on drums Mr Beet
on bass Sir Paul McCarrotney
on guitar Purple Haze
on saxophone Blowbergine
on percussion Paprika
on vocals Ru Barb, Tom Ato, Artie Choke, Blue Pumpkin, Gramma Pumpkin, Mr Potato, Red Cabbage, Bro Colini, Collie Flower
with special guest The Herby Hancocks
and me Aspara Gus, wishing you love and peas
way down, that’s where our roots can be found
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14. Children of Wambamboobaloo
Lead vocal by Alph Alpha
Gus
This is Aspara Gus calling across the universe to Wambamboobaloo
Come in Wambamboobaloo
The people here on earth have a question for you
What do you do in Wambamboobaloo?
What do you do in Wambamboobaloo?
Choir
Here in Wambamboobaloo
We are astral voyagers
Looking for some good to do
We fly all over the universe
and we’ve been flying in the skies
all around your world
and we think it might be time
for every boy and girl
Alph Alpha
we think you might understand
what it means to feel love
to take the power in your hand
to plant a seed
to fill your hearts and your voices
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Fly!!!!
Choir
Leaving Wambamboobaloo
Through the radish nebula
Past the star of Coocachoo
and the moons of Jupiter
We’ll be flying in disguise
As a flock of birds
But we’ll be watching with our minds
and listening to your words
Alph Alpha
You might sense us in the sky
You might pick up on our vibe
And if you ever want to fly
Then raise your hand (then raise your hand)
And turn your eyes to the sunrise
Flying so high in the boobaloo sky
Sending down our own good vibe
Flying so high in the boobaloo sky
sending down our good vibe
Flying so high in the boobaloo sky
Sending down our own good vibe
Flying so high in the boobaloo sky
sending down our good vibe
Children of earth
Your planet is a marvel indeed
It gives you food to feed
Every soul in need
The flowers and veggies grow
Clinging to the dirt below
Reaching upwards to the sky
Plant them again, they never die
The human soul is like a soil
And love is the seed
There is love enough to feed
Every heart in need
We gave these humble veggie folk
The power to sing and joke
To remind you of who you are
Blessed children of a golden star
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The Vegetable Plot Sydney, Australia
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